Ploktopus Bottle

You won't get a ball past the ploktopus. Ever. Good thing he can't stay out of the water long enough to enter a tournament.

Designed to keep anyone hydrated in ample style, this custom stainless steel water bottle is as robust as it is practical. Made with 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, it delivers long-lasting looks and stays like new for years on end. 

And who knows more about hydration than a sea creature anyways?